I really wonder about McCain. The so-called straight-talk express seems to have run off the road and crashed into a ditch. McCain is seemingly wandering around, injury to head, babbling incoherently. On Monday, McCain was a guest on Bill "Doubling Down on Morality" Bennett's radio show where
he said:
There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods, today.
Hmmm. Well, Sadr City would be a good choice - you
might get to see a Katusha Rocket attack.
Or, you could go to the
Doura (Dora?) District to dodge roadside bombs.
Wait, how about going to the Abu Dsheer neighborhood?
Mortar attacks are the thing to see. If you dare.
I wouldn't got to
Mustansiriyah University where a policeman was killed and three wounded in a suicide car bomb attack.
I would avoid the
Zayouna district of eastern Baghdad. Gunmen killed a police lieutenant working in the Serious Crimes Unit. No, I wouldn't stroll there.
And, I would seriously avoid the
al-Maalif district of western Baghdad. Gunmen opened fire on a police patrol, killing one policeman and wounding two others.
Oh. Uh. Do also avoid the
Ghazaliya district in eastern Baghdad. An Iraqi soldier was killed and two wounded in a roadside blast.
Do avoid the
Bayaa district. A car bomb killed two civilians and wounded ten others at a major intersection.
Unless you can stomach floating bodies, I would suggest avoiding a stroll along the famed
Tigris River.
Alright, so you don't want to go strolling around Baghdad. How about the Green Zone. Everyone knows the Greeen Zone is safe. Right?
Uh, not really. Insurgents have been bombarding the Green Zone with mortar attacks. Nine people were wounded and two killed in three mortar or rocket strikes since Monday. On Tuesday a U.S. contractor and a U.S. soldier were killed, and one U.S. state department employee was wounded.
Maybe McCain was talking about some other part of the country. Nah - mortar attacks, car bombs, suicide bombers, chlorine gas attacks, sectarian reprisals, and tortured bodies are everywhere. No, I'm not citing it - read the gosh danged front page of your newspaper.
Senator McCain, I strongly suggest you burn your particular version of Fodor's. We don't want you going and getting kidnapped out on the streets of Baghdad. Do we?