Guys want to impress girls, take the gals to an ostrich farm (I know, WTF? - that was my reaction, too), ostrich proceeds to kick guys' butts around, girls laugh at guys, guys come back with guns and off the ostrich, guys go to jail and have to get counseling for animal cruelty.
Chief Deputy District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said:
"This whole thing is about male pride. The ostrich knocked them both on their butts."
Guys, I know you want to impress the ladies with your feats of daring-do. So a lesson in life is to not fuck around with Ostriches. They will kick your sorry asses - even after they are dead.
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