Saturday, May 19, 2007

Can Someone Make Jerry Falwell Seem Sympathetic?

Amazingly, the answer is yes - in the form of Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church. These are the idiots who go around protesting at soldiers' funerals, saying our tolerance of gays is the reason they got ripped apart by IEDs.

Well, this doesn't really make Falwell sympathetic; However, one soldier's family was spared the WPC treatment because of Falwell's death.

Information on the funeral of [Anthony] Bradshaw, a 21-year-old Army specialist killed by a roadside bomb in Baqouba, Iraq, was recently posted on the [Westboro Baptist Church's] Web site.

But the protesters were a no-show in New Braunfels on Wednesday because they chose to travel to Virginia in preparation for demonstrating at Falwell's funeral, said member Shirley Phelps-Roper, who is also an attorney for the church.

"There are dead soldiers everywhere," Phelps-Roper said. "You don't have a very high-profile, cowardly, lying false prophet like Falwell dying every day."

One useful thing from this is Falwell supporters are getting back some of what they've dished out over the years. The Fred Phelps gang's protest is a bit of karmic revenge for the support of segregation and South Africa's Apartheid Regime, and all the other sad spectacles perpetrated by Falwell under the name of baby Jesus.

So, I'll bet you're wondering why WBC hates Falwell. The easy thing to say is they hate on everyone. But for Falwell they have a special emnity:

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

So there you have it.


Suzie-Q said...

Falwell made a mockery of God and God will judge that evildoer!

Yes, Bush has made a mockery of God as well, by stating that God told him to invade Iraq!

The liars and deceivers shall know the greatest punishment of all men!

Excellent post! :)

CHUQ said...

Ron, good post. There is a time and a place for a protest and during the funeral of a fallen soldier is not the time nor the palce.

I have NO time for Bible thumpers that use GOD as a tool to convince the sheep.

Larry said...
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Larry said...

The Falwell's and Robertson's and the Reagan's and Bush's used talk of religion to further their own political and personal gain.

They are a big part of the reason there are the Fred Phelp's of the world.

Political Realm said...

These are some of the worst people on Earth. Absolutely appalling to the point that it makes me unspeakably upset.

Miss Politics said...

People really go to funderals and protest in this way? Honestly? I'm rather dumb founded really. It is so hateful.

They ought to be condemed for this sort of action.

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

Kill 'em all...

TomCat said...

Make Falwell seem sympathetic..... Hmmmm.....

Falwell is a nice enough guy that he will move over and make room for Phelps when Fred joins him in the nether regions. ;-)